Are You Prepared?
Are you prepared for the upcoming end of the world on January 3, 2009? Ask yourself these questions:
- Have you emptied your bank accounts?
- Have you maxed out your credit cards and mortgaged your home to the hilt?
- Do you laugh when people talk about retirement planning?
- Are you living a hedonistic lifestyle to the fullest because, what the heck, we're all gonna die anyway?
- Have you pretty much worked through that list of things you want to do before you die?
If so, then you are ready to go! Congratulations!