How Will the World End?

The prophecies are clear. On January 3, 2009 , world powers will come together as predicted in the Biblical book of Revelation(s) and there will be some kind of great something or other, followed by some kind of accident or unexpected consequence. All the while, the world will be living its last lingering breaths in the shadow of a comet, meteor, black hole, cosmic storm, or radiation field that will completely engulf/obliterate the planet and/or send it on a course directly toward the sun or perhaps out of the solar system itself!

There will be fires, floods, earthquakes, tornadoes, atomic explosions, disease, famine, radioactive wind, deadly riots, government conspiracies, and limits on commerce for unbelievers. Deserts will turn to glass, seas will evaporate into deserts and then turn to glass, and glass will melt in the incredible heat. Within hours, mutant animals will be roaming the landscape, eating people and befouling manicured lawns without shame or limit. Everyone's skin will be covered with blood bursting boils, the screams of pain will deafen all unfortunate enough to survive, and children will begin to question their parents' authority. All of these things (or some subset of them) are what you have to look forward to in the end days!

So repent now (or some time before January 3, 2009) before it's too late!