FAQ

When will the end of the world come, really?

January 3, 2009.

Are you completely, unreservedly sure about that?

Yes. January 3, 2009. Definitely.

How do you know this?

All the signs point at that date (or at least in that direction on the time line).

Weren't you wrong about the date last year?

Heretic!

Didn't you have to change the date?

Heretic! Heretic!

If we send you money, what will you do with it?

Make sure it is spent before January 3, 2009.

What will you do if the world does not end on January 3, 2009?

The world will end on January 3, 2009 , so your question is meaningless. It is as if you are asking what we did before we were born.

So, if January 3, 2009, comes and the world doesn't end, what are you going to do?

Revise the Web site.

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